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CMT Issues Lifetime Ban on Taylor Swift, “She’s Worse Than Garth Brooks”
Country Music Television (CMT) has taken a decisive stance by banning Taylor Swift from their channel, asserting that her presence is deemed more unfavorable than that of iconic country star Garth Brooks. The decision, which marks a notable shift in CMT’s programming strategy, has sparked discussions and debates across the music industry and among Swift’s…
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‘Go Woke, Go Broke’: Megan Rapinoe Is Going Bankrupt
In a plot twist that no one saw coming, the world of sports and finance has collided in an unexpected saga involving soccer superstar Megan Rapinoe. News has broken that Rapinoe, known for her outspoken activism and impressive on-field skills, is facing significant financial setbacks due to a failed penalty against Sweden. While the…
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The Guest List for the Private Friends and Family Service for Toby Keith Doesn’t Include Taylor Swift
There will be a few different gatherings to celebrate the life of Toby Keith. The one his friends and family will hold most dear, their private gathering in Oklahoma, won’t include Taylor Swift. “The family needs to protect itself from the media circus,” said Keith Spokesman Joe Barron, “They can’t have Toby’s final event on…
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Emotional impact: 10-year-old wows with national anthem, brings tears to grown men
One way of paying tribute to the courageous men and women, and to our country, is standing during the National Anthem. Unfortunately, not many youngsters do that nowadays. The Star Spangled Banner served as the hymns of U.S. officialdom before 1931 and for those of you not familiar with its origins, the lyrics come from the Defence…
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“She Cornered Me In A Bathroom”: Joy Behar Of “The View” Gets Roasted For “Mean” Behavior
Anyone that has ever watched the ABC trainwreck, otherwise known as “The View,” knows that the “ladies” on the panel aren’t exactly the most warm and fuzzy human beings. When they aren’t spreading half-truths and pushing their own far-left agendas, they are race-baiting or making outrageous statements, mostly about conservatives, in order to stoke…
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Breaking: Garth Brooks Quits Music On His Birthday, “Nobody Listens to Me Anymore”
In a stunning turn of events, iconic country music superstar Garth Brooks shocked fans worldwide by announcing his retirement from music on his own birthday. Citing a profound sense of disillusionment, Brooks expressed feeling unheard, lamenting, “Nobody listens to me anymore.” This decision has sent ripples through the music industry, prompting reflection on Brooks’…
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Fans Cheered Reba McEntire’s National Anthem, Boo Andra Day’s Black National Anthem at Super Bowl LVIII
In an event that encapsulated the breadth of America’s cultural and societal divisions yet also its moments of unity, Super Bowl LVIII presented a stark juxtaposition in public reception to two powerful performances. The pre-game ceremony was graced by the legendary Reba McEntire, who delivered a rendition of the National Anthem that soared across…
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‘Dоn’t Want Wокеnеss In Mу Lifе’: SуIνеstеr StaIIоnе Rеjесts Disnеу’s $500 MiIIiоn ‘Wоке’ Mоνiе Offеr
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite clutching their organic, sustainably-sourced pearls, Sylvester Stallone, the man who taught us all to “fight for what’s right” in a boxing ring, has turned down a staggering $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke crap.” While some might see this…
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“I’d Rather Eat Dirt Than Live in ‘Woke’ California”: Elon Musk to Shift X’s HQ from California to Texas
In a surprising move that has sent shockwaves through the tech world, Elon Musk, the visionary entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has decided to relocate the headquarters of X Corp, formerly known as Twitter, from the heart of Silicon Valley to the Lone Star State, Texas. Musk’s decision to make this seismic shift…
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“We Don’t Work With Woke People”: Warner Bros Ends $100 Million Partnership With Tom Hanks
In a shocking turn of events, Warner Bros has decided to terminate its $100 million partnership with renowned actor Tom Hanks. The studio’s decision comes as a result of a growing divide between Hanks and the entertainment industry over issues related to woke culture and political correctness. Tom Hanks, widely regarded as one of Hollywood’s…