A husband came home to find his wife in tears. \u201cI\u2019ve been insulted,\u201d she sobbed. \u201cYour mother insulted me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy mother!\u201d he exclaimed.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut she lives in a different city.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.\u201d<\/p>\n
He looked stern, \u201cI see, but where does the insult come in?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIn the postscript,\u201d she answered. \u2026<\/p>\n
.. .<\/p>\n
\u201cIt said: \u2018Dear Alice, don\u2019t forget to give this letter to George\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n
Love this joke? we hope it can make your day! Johnny walks into a general store, goes to the owner, and asks for a new job.<\/p>\n
The owner says, \u201cDo you think you are a good salesman?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny says, \u201cI don\u2019t know. I think so.\u201d<\/p>\n
The owner says, \u201cI\u2019ll tell you what. The next customer comes in, you watch me.<\/p>\n
If you think you can do what I\u2019m doing, you\u2019ve got a new job!\u201d<\/p>\n
A customer comes in a few minutes later. The owner says, \u201cCan I help you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The customer says, \u201cYes. I want to buy a bag of grass seed.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo problem,\u201d Says the owner looking for a bag of grass seed.<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you think you might want a lawnmower with that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLawnmower?\u201d says the customer<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d Says the owner. \u201cIf you plant that grass seed, you\u2019re gonna have a lot of grass to cut. You may also want to buy a lawnmower too.\u201d<\/p>\n
The customer thinks it\u2019s a great idea and accepts.<\/p>\n
The owner sells him the grass seeds and the lawnmower, and the customer leaves. The owner turns to Johnny and says, \u201cSee that? That\u2019s selling!<\/p>\n
The guy wanted some grass seeds and I sold him a lawnmower too! Do you think you can do that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny says, \u201cYeah, he can do that.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the owner says, \u201cGreat. The next customer who comes in is yours.<\/p>\n
I will just stand here quietly and watch. We will see how you do. \u201d<\/p>\n
A few minutes pass by and another customer enters.<\/p>\n
Johnny says, \u201cCan I help you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The customer says, \u201cYes. I want to buy a box of Tampax for my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo problem,\u201d says Johnny as he reaches for the box of Tampax. \u201cDo you think you might want a lawnmower with that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLawnmower?\u201d says the customer.<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah,\u201d says Johnny. \u201cYou\u2019re not going to be doing anything else for the next 7 days, you might as well cut the grass!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!! Hope this joke will make you smile!<\/p>\n
Have a nice day! First day on the job, and this trainee already knows how to handle the big boss! A man starts his first day as a trainee at a big corporate empire.<\/p>\n
Feeling bold, he picks up the phone and dials the pantry. \u201cGet me a coffee, quickly!\u201d he demands. But\u2014oops!<\/p>\n
He didn\u2019t dial the pantry. A voice on the other end snaps back, \u201cYou fool! You\u2019ve dialed the wrong extension!<\/p>\n
Do you even know who you\u2019re talking to, dumbo?!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d the trainee replies. The voice on the other end huffs, \u201cIt\u2019s the CEO of the company, you fool!\u201d<\/p>\n
The trainee thinks for a second, then shouts back, \u201cAnd do you know who YOU\u2019RE talking to, you fool?!\u201d<\/p>\n
The CEO, now totally confused, asks, \u201cNo, who?\u201d<\/p>\n
The trainee replies, \u201cGood!\u201d and hangs up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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