A husband returned home drunk late night. His wife opened the door. He said, \u201cSorry honey.<\/p>\n
I couldn\u2019t stop finishing a bottle whose brand name was same as yours!\u201d<\/p>\n
The next day the wife served breakfast. The man complained, \u201cOh honey, there\u2019s so much salt in this dish\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife replied, \u201cSorry honey. I couldn\u2019t stop myself adding more salt since the brand name was same as yours.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob went over to his friend Joe\u2019s house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife.<\/p>\n
He often told her how attractive she was, complimented her on her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses. \u201cGee,\u201d Bob remarked later, \u201cyou really make a big fuss over your wife\u201d. \u201cI started to appreciate her more about six months ago,\u201d Joe said.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt has revived our marriage and we couldn\u2019t be happier.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspired, Bob hurried home, hugged his wife and told her how much he loved her and said he wanted to hear all about her day. But she burst into tears. \u201cHoney,\u201d Bob said, \u201cwhats\u2019 the matter?\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u201cThis has been the worst day,\u201d she replied. \u201cThis morning Billy fell off his bike and broke his ankle, then the washing machine broke. Now to top it off, you come home drunk!\u201c.<\/p>\n
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, \u201cI\u2019m very sorry officer, I didn\u2019t realize it was out, I\u2019ll get it fixed right away.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just then Jessica said, \u201cI knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the officer asked for John\u2019s license and after looking at it said, \u201cSir your license has expired.\u201d<\/p>\n
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn\u2019t realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.<\/p>\n
Jessica said, \u201cI told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired.\u201d<\/p>\n
Well by this time, John was a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, \u201cJessica, shut your mouth!!\u201d<\/p>\n
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. \u201cDoes your husband always talk to you like that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNot always,\u201d answers Jessica, \u201conly when he\u2019s drunk!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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