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A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, \u201cWe need some four-by-twos.\u201d<\/p>\n
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The clerk said, \u201cYou mean two-by-fours, don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n
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The man said, \u201cI\u2019ll go check,\u201d and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, \u201cYeah, I meant two-by-fours.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cAll right.<\/p>\n
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How long do you need them?\u201d<\/p>\n
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The customer paused for a minute and said, \u201cI\u2019d better go check.\u201d<\/p>\n
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After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, \u201cA long time. We\u2019re gonna build a house.\u201d<\/p>\n
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A truck was traveling through town. When the driver stopped at a red light, a blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, \u201cMr.<\/p>\n
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you\u2019re losing part of your load\u201d. She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light. She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver\u2019s window, \u201cMr.<\/p>\n
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you\u2019re losing part of your load.\u201d<\/p>\n
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The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver\u2019s window, before she could say anything, the driver said,<\/p>\n
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\u201cMA\u2019AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I\u2019M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK\u2026\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n
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A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick. A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her. \u2018That\u2019s the way to do it,\u2019 he says.<\/p>\n
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\u2018Big deal,\u2019 replies the blonde. \u2018You\u2019d never have got it unless I\u2019d tired it out first.\u2019<\/p>\n
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, \u201cYou know,it\u2019s blondes like that that give us a bad name!\u201d<\/p>\n
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To this, the other blonde replies, \u201cI know it, and if I knew how to swim, I\u2019d go out there and drown her.\u201d<\/p>\n
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.<\/p>\n
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First Blonde: \u201cI can\u2019t seem to get this door unlocked!\u201d<\/p>\n
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Second Blonde: \u201cWell you better hurry up. It\u2019s starting to rain and the top is down!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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