A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie\u2019s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park\u2026 and couldn\u2019t find his way home. \u201cOy Morris,\u201d said grandma,\u201d You\u2019ve been going to that park for over 30 years !<\/p>\n
So how could you get lost ?\u201d<\/p>\n
Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn\u2019t hear. Morris whispered, \u201cI wasn\u2019t lost\u2026..I was just too tired to walk home.\u201d<\/p>\n
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.<\/p>\n
Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they\u2019d shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet.<\/p>\n
Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money \u2013 fifty thousand dollars! Jerry said, \u201cWe\u2019ve got to give it back.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sally said, \u201cFinders keepers.\u201d She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.<\/p>\n
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. \u201cPardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?\u201d<\/p>\n
Sally said,\u201dNo.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jerry said, \u201cShe\u2019s lying. She hid it up in the attic.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sally said, \u201cDon\u2019t believe him, he\u2019s getting senile.\u201d<\/p>\n
The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.<\/p>\n
One said: \u201cTell us the story from the beginning.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jerry said, \u201cWell, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, \u201cWe\u2019re outta here!\u201d<\/p>\n
A truck was traveling through town. When the driver stopped at a red light, a blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, \u201cMr. you\u2019re losing part of your load\u201d.<\/p>\n
She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light. She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver\u2019s window, \u201cMr. you\u2019re losing part of your load.\u201d<\/p>\n
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver\u2019s window, before she could say anything, the driver said,<\/p>\n
\u201cMA\u2019AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I\u2019M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK\u2026\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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