A police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie\u2019s house, and out stepped Grandpa Morris.
\nThe officer politely explained, \u201cMa\u2019am, your husband said he got lost in the park and couldn\u2019t find his way home.\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandma Bessie stared at Morris and said, \u201cLost? You\u2019ve been going to that park for 30 years! How\u2019d you get lost today?\u201d
\nLeaning in close so the officer couldn\u2019t hear, Grandpa whispered, \u201cI wasn\u2019t lost. I was just too tired to walk home.\u201d<\/p>\n
A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck
\nA policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks.<\/p>\n
The officer says sternly, \u201cSir, you can\u2019t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man nods, agrees, and drives off.<\/p>\n
The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks\u2014but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses.<\/p>\n
Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, \u201cI thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!\u201d
\nThe old man grins and replies, \u201cI did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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