Breaking: Paramount Cancels $400 Million Project With Robert De Niro, ‘He’s Like A Baby’

The project, which was shrouded in secrecy and hyped as the next big blockbuster, had all the makings of a cinematic masterpiece. However, sources close to the production claim that De Niro’s diva-like behavior became increasingly difficult for the studio to handle.

“He’s like a baby,” said one anonymous source from Paramount. “We tried to accommodate his every whim, but it seemed like nothing was ever good enough. He insisted on having only blue M&M’s in his trailer, and if he didn’t get them, he would throw a tantrum that rivaled a toddler denied a cookie before dinner.”

The studio’s decision to cancel the project has left De Niro fuming, with insiders speculating that the cancellation may be a career blow for the actor. De Niro, known for his intense method acting and commitment to his craft, has apparently taken this setback personally.

In an exclusive interview with our correspondent, De Niro expressed his frustration. “I can’t believe they’re doing this to me,” he said with a dramatic flair worthy of his on-screen performances. “I’ve given my blood, sweat, and tears to this industry, and this is how they repay me? It’s like they don’t appreciate the artistry I bring to the table.”

Industry experts, however, suggest that De Niro’s on-set demands may have reached a point of absurdity. One insider revealed, “We had to build a custom dressing room for him with a mirror that only reflected his ‘good side.’ And don’t even get me started on his insistence that all crew members address him as ‘Sir Robert.’ It was like working with royalty – but a very temperamental one.”

Paramount Pictures released an official statement citing “creative differences” as the reason for the project’s cancellation. The statement read, “While we value the immense talent of Mr. De Niro, we believe it is in the best interest of the project and the studio to part ways at this time. We wish him the best in his future endeavors.”

In response, De Niro took to social media to vent his frustration, posting a series of cryptic tweets and Instagram stories. One tweet read, “They can’t handle my brilliance. I guess Paramount just doesn’t want a masterpiece on their hands. #TooGoodForThem.”